Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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