this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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