i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
COCAINE IS GR8
My life is pants optional.
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