Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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