What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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