So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Randomize
