ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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