No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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