i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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