The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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