all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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