Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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