Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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