This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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