How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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