She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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