fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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