physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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