well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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