My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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