; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I just want to make out with him forever
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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