There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
