i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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