okay pat passed out under dana's car
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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