Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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