the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Still dying that you shit outside
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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