You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
