Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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