the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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