I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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