So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
