When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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