What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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