I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
