I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
