he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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