i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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