i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
We were destined to go to rehab together
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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