Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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