worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
