Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
