Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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