The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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