found the other keg... it's in the tree
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Randomize
