Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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