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His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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