Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Randomize
