problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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