awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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