it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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